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Stench McBain – He’s A One Man Ginger Ninja Warrior Gone Rogue……
Hello, As ex-special forces I know about adapting to my surroundings through disguise, evasion and aromatherapy. My account of life behind enemy lines in Iraq called, “He’s A Foreigner – Kill Him,”...
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Torture Techniques And Tips – A Handy Guide – By Stench McBain
Hello, The best way to crack a terrorist? Veruccas. I learned to love and cherish my veruccas. Not only were they a food source they also made steadfast companions. Easy to look after and not...
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Tony Blair Wants To Bomb His Local Indian Restaurant After Dodgy Chicken...
Narcissistic loon Tony Blair has called for his local Curry House to be bombed after the Chicken Tikka Masala he’d ordered turned out to be “Dodgy”. As he told GFB, “I was with the Chairs of Goldman...
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Bombing Iraq – I Thought We Had Won! – By Bob On The Pot
I had the morning off waiting for Curry’s to deliver the new flat screen TV. It’s got surround sound, radar, sonar and a missile launching system. Naturally they didn’t turn up. The curly Kale diet was...
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Iraq – War & Death & Trapped Wind – By Stench McBain – Ex SAS Hitman
Hello, As ex-special forces I can kill using trapped wind. In my book – life behind enemy lines in Iraq – “It’s Not Invasion It’s Liberation,” – I recount a story of Death by Bloat. Here is an...
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Cameron’s Final Gamble! “Gingers Must Wear Burkhas!”
British PM David Cameron has played a dastardly final card in his bid to cling to power. BANNING GINGERS FROM PUBLIC VIEW! As he trails pointless oaf Ed Miliband in the polls, the posh boy “Who cares...
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